i compiled all the starbucks secret drinks i could find. feel free to order one next time you’re at starbucks. it’ll blow the barista’s mind and probably piss them off, because chances are they’ll have no fucking clue what you’re talking about. have the recipe in mind so they don’t spit in your drink.
biscotti frappuccino: buy a biscotti and ask the barista to blend it up with any flavor of frappuccino. It blends into tiny cookie chunks that add a delicious little cruch to your frozen coffee.
captain crunch: stawberries & creme frappuccino with a pump of hazelnut/toffee nut syrup and chocolate chips on top.
neopolitan frappuccino: strawberries & creme frappuccino with some vanilla bean powder and a pump of mocha.
raspberry cheesecake: white chocolate mocha and add a few pumps of raspberry.
oreo frappuccino: double chocolate chip frappuccino with white mocha syrup instead of the regular mocha.
tuxedo mocha: mix the white chocolate mocha with the regular mocha. adding raspberry flavor makes it a “red tux” mocha.
the nutella: cafe misto with a pump of chocolate, a pump of hazelnut, and caramel drizzle.
super cream frappuccino: ask the barista to blend some whipped cream into the drink so that it will be more smooth than icy.
three c’s: cinnamon dolce latte with a pump of caramel and a pump of chocolate mocha syrup.
chocolate pumpkin: pumpkin spice latte with chocolate syrup.
dirty chai: chai latte with a shot of espresso.
chocolate dalmatian: white chocolate mocha with java chips and chocolate chips sprinkled on top.
cake batter frappuccino: vanilla and almond syrup added to a vanilla bean creme frappuccino.
widow maker: half iced black tea, half iced black coffee.
samoa frappuccino: mocha coconut frappuccino with caramel drizzle.
thin mint frappuccino: tazo green tea creme frappuccino blended with chocolate syrup and java chips.
snickers frappuccino: java chip frappuccino with two pumps of toffee nut and a caramel drizzle.
banana creme pie frappuccino: vanilla bean creme frappuccino with vanilla and hazelnut syrup, whipped cream, and a whole banana.
apple juice orange blossom: tazo orange blossom tea steeped in steamed apple juice (with no water).
grasshopper frappuccino: mocha frappuccino blended with java chips and peppermint syrup.
cookies & creme frappuccino: white chocolate mocha frappuccino blended with java chips and a dash of peppermint syrup.
cinnamon roll frappuccino: vanilla bean creme frappuccino and cinnamon dolce syrup.
bootleg brulee: two shots to a white mocha, toffee nut syrup, and caramel drizzle.
almond joy frappuccino: coconut creme frappuccino with java chips.
twix frappuccino: caramel frappuccino with extra caramel and one pump of hazelnut syrup, with java chips & whipped creme blended in. top it off w mocha drizzle.
Here are some useful extensions, scripts, and tutorials for Tumblr. Scripts require a simple, one click install for Google Chrome. Firefox users may need to download Greasemonkey first before installing scripts.
As far as I know, these scripts/extensions can work together.
I’ll add more links as I think of them, and feel free to share your own tips or resources.
Missing E - Probably the most popular Tumblr extension. Features: one click reblog/queue/drafts, automatically clears all tags when reblogging, adds tags to ask/reply, allows one click reply to comments, shuffle queue, adds timestamp to posts on your dashboard, replaces text (reblog, notes) with picture icons, and more. Downside: Tumblr apparently hates Missing E, and will try to scare you into disabling it.
Xkit - Similar to Missing E. Some additional features: Unfollower check, shorten long posts on dashboard, highlight key terms in posts, download mp3 from audio posts.
Tumblr Savior - Blacklist tags that you do not want to see on your dashboard. Downside: Not everyone tags.
Some selections from a larger collection of scripts (please note that I don’t use all of these, so I don’t know which ones still work):
Tumblr Life - Quick links to sort your dashboard by content (photos, text, quotes, video, etc), adds keyboard shortcuts.
Tumblr Hate - Do you keep seeing the same post reblogged in your dashboard? This script lets you “hate” that post so you won’t see it again.
Tumblr Helper - Create post templates with common settings, add personal notes to users on your dashboard
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